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Posted by Good Money - June 30, 2008

Newports! Newports! 5 dollars!

Rap is ill.  It’s been the soundtrack to my journey from boy to man.  As an adult my metabolism has slowed down, my face has gotten fuller and I got a beer gut creepin’ on the come up. Lookin at Noreaga I realize that shit is mad real. Popeye’s fried chicken is the devil. Newports is poison like white Jesus– even if they’re iced out and on a chain. It’s time to get back up on my calisthenics and cardio. Look for me doing my ghetto workout in a jungle gym near you soon [nohomo, if applicable].

Nore, I hope you don’t have high-blood pressure or diabetes and that you ain’t pork’d out (’cause that’s ungod-like). Peace to the Gods. Free Tragedy.

13 Comments

  1. cus cus June 30, 2008 @ 1:48 pm

    N.O.R.E. need that Ghetto Pilates!

  2. Prince June 30, 2008 @ 2:19 pm

    Quite Digusting.

  3. BKDude June 30, 2008 @ 2:37 pm

    Damn, nigga is done

  4. eskay June 30, 2008 @ 2:39 pm

    wow, reminds me of myself but 10 times worse.

  5. thekidLEGEND June 30, 2008 @ 2:43 pm

    wowwwwwwwwwwwww

  6. woodro June 30, 2008 @ 3:09 pm

    haaaaaaaa

    and haahahaha @ the name of this pic being newports 5 dollars!

  7. dockevoc June 30, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

    damn…shoulda called it “Twinkies in the trunk II”

  8. Bk's Trill:Dollaboy June 30, 2008 @ 3:44 pm

    Worst Chain of all time.

  9. Dutch_Samson June 30, 2008 @ 5:24 pm

    dam, nore’s goin for rick ross’ title. didn’t he learn anything from pun??

  10. ajpone June 30, 2008 @ 8:15 pm

    I CANT STOP LAUGHIN LOL, this is hilarious and co-sign to the WORST CHAIN EVER!!!

    hahahahahahahahahahaha “twinkies in the runk”

  11. Brickjames June 30, 2008 @ 9:03 pm

    Wake up call homeys, cut down the brews

  12. Tje009 June 30, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

    this nigga look so fat nasty and stank lol

  13. Find A Soul 4 Sale July 1, 2008 @ 5:25 am

    needs to get on that Earl Simmons diet

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